Dead Inside but Festive Simmer Pot | Spooky Fall Stove Simmer | Aromatherapy Blend | Natural Potpourri |

🕯️ Description:

Because yes, you may be dead inside—but your home doesn’t have to smell like it. This simmer pot blend is the perfect mix of cozy holiday vibes and sarcastic spirit, featuring vibrant dried oranges, limes, and rose petals that release a warm, cheerful aroma as they simmer. It’s the ideal pick-me-up for anyone who loves the season but refuses to pretend they’ve got it all together. Light a candle, roll your eyes at adulthood, and let your space smell way more festive than you feel.

🍂 What’s Inside (Approx. 2.5 oz blend):
Dried orange peel
Cracked cinnamon stick
Whole cloves
Star anise
Pinch of chili flake for fiery flair
Dried rose petals
Allspice berries
Patchouli and hints of vanilla
Optional: hibiscus petals, black lava salt, or vanilla bean sliver (varies)
Packaged in a resealable kraft pouch

🧙‍♀️ To Use:
Empty the blend into a pot or simmer pot.
Can start with half the contents and add more if desired.
Add 2-3cups of water.
Simmer gently (do not boil), uncovered.
Reuse 2–3 times until the scent fades into the mist.

😈 Perfect For:
*Festive scents for the emotionally exhausted
*Holiday self-care for people running on sarcasm
*Gifts for your equally dead-inside bestie
*Cozy home vibes with zero effort or enthusiasm
*Winter rituals for the chronically overworked

📦 Details:
Net weight: ~2.5 oz
Shelf life: 6–9 months (store cool & dry)
Not for Human consumption
Bags are filled by weight and contents may settle during shipping.
Small-batch, handmade with love by Wall-Learn Studios

✨ One-of-a-Kind Creations
Each simmer pot is individually handcrafted, making every one beautifully unique in its own special way.